Friday, May 22, 2009

DD-Day For Dannii?


Poor Dannii! It looks like her much touted yet utterly useless Queen Of Clubs title is losing its shine, and her continued indifference towards her music career and her long-suffering fans is beginning to dawn on even the most lobotomized of Droids!

It wasn't too long ago that VILE dEroYd kAwEen nafensayz was BANNING anyone who dared to suggest that Dannii wasn't a Diamond selling musical force with chart success rivalling that of the Beatles, Elvis and Michael Jackson, meaning that the vast majority of Dannii's remaining long term hardcore fans were being turned off their busty icon. However, a quick visit t the Droid Collective will reveal those once branding "troll" and "hayata" round on anyone who dared enjoy Dannii for what she is, conspiring to get them banned is now parrotting off the same lines about FLOPS and holidays used by those "trolls"! Though without the underlying injections of humour and admiration.

How ever will Dannii cope? No doubt catching the next Easyjet flight to St Tropez...

It also looks like the much hyped Freemasons collaboration will never see the light of day, assuming Dannii actually managed to do her two line vocal contribution but the epic Who Do You Love Now, Dannii's biggest worldwide smash, has been reissued in Brazil with a new remix by Bart Claessen. A career as the new Nikki French looks likely!

5 comments:

Mike said...

But Nicki actually releases the occasional new track and doesn't bleed her fans dry by releasing 4000 shitty compilations...

Mike said...

PS. Love the stunning picture!!!

Seth said...

LonG lIve to the DROID COLLLECCTIBE!!! evooool haytahz!!!""!

LOVE the picture Jay!!!!!!

tommie Dalberg said...

I still go to the Collective every now and again and it's such a dump these days. Dannii could obviously care less about her music career - and why should she when she's raking in more money than ever on X-Factor and Got Talent?

Even Nafensayz seems to have gotten bored with her.

Jay said...

I agree tommie, which is why I think Dannii should get pissed and go on line and declare her music career officially OVAH! Aside from finally putting an end to the frustration felt by her long term hardcore fans who have bugger all interest in her tv career and are still waiting on her to follow through on her promise to release something after Neon Nights and after TH&B, can you imagine the meltdown on the Collective?!? It would be UNMISSABLE!

nafensayz cares enough to abuse his banning powers to make up for his micropenis (though he still can't do it right...)

And credit for the fabulous artwork has to go to Magical Froggy - who else could make such a touching tribute to Dannii's FLOP career as a pop star?