Top 10 $ucce$$ for Dannii!

Take that Kylie and haters! Dannii's massive mammaries have boosted her into the Top 10 of the FMH Hot 100 Hall Of Fame! beating strumpet Jordan, egotistical Miss Tyra and epilectic banshee Beyawnsay to a respectable #8 - her biggest hit since heaving her WMDD's out for the video of You Won't Forget About Me back in 2004.

This is what the wank addicts at FHM had to say:

#8

Dannii Minogue

Highest Ever Position: 10

Career High:Transforming herself from awkward teen tearaway Emma Jackson in Home And Away, to voluptuous pop vixen in the early Nineties – upping her cup size to a magnificent “D” in the process.

Snippet: “I’ve been in Playboy in Australia. I loved it. I think it's really empowering and positive towards women.” Hear! Hear!

$ucce$$! To celebrate, here are Dannii's Top 5 sexiest videos:

#5 I Begin To Wonder (UK #2, 2003)

In lace gloves and curve-clinging red dress, Dannii romps round an industrial estate.

#4 So Under Pressure (UK #20, 2006)

Sibling suffering has never been so sexy! In sympathy with sister Kylie's illness, Dannii frolics with her lipstick lesbian dance troupe and squeezes her famous rack into a tight white bikini to writhe suggestively with an albino python.

Watch the video here.

#3 All I Wanna Do (UK #4, 1997)

Busty blonde Dannii's first video appearance, featuring sexy showering Dannii, ample cleavage and vintage internet porn surfers!

#2 You Won't Forget About Me (UK #7, 2004)

Heaving out the WMDD's made this one of Dannii's most-watched videos.

Watch the video here.

#1 Put The Needle On It (UK #7, 2002)

Dirty hands, she demands! Seductively posing astride a massive 12"er, pole dancing and rubbing herself against a wall that grows invisible hands while showcasing her buxom breasts in sexy cutting edge designer clobber. It must have been cold on set...

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Holiday Essentials #1 - Sunblock

When holidaying, it is important that you remember those little essentials such as alcohol, flattering but not too revealing swimwear and Sunblock!

Sunblock - Like the first time every time!

Sunblock are a fabulous Swedish duo, famous for turning the Baywatch theme into a sexy smash hit, who specialise in the kind of uplifting, joyous dance / pop that makes any holiday complete - whether you are lounging by the pool to Moska, throwing it down to Touch Me or seducting an unsuspecting local lovely to their stunning cover of First Time. Yet it is in the video where Sunblock truly shine - each artistic clip comes complete with a bevvy of busty babes miming away happily in such a manner that showcases their breast assests fully, though an alternate version of Baby Baby also has some near naked "hunks" gyrating unsexily on bucking bronkos which unsurprisingly was on high rotation back when Flaunt was a "gay" channel...

Sexy! Sunblock Girls strike a pose

So when you are jetting off for some summer sun, or pissing off on the piste, make sure you have a copy of I'll Be Ready - the album in your suitcase.








Turn On: Another Try - a stunningly upbeat number with vocals by some unknown diva that should have been a single.




Turn Off: None - this is aural viagra!




If you like this: track down the 2-track CD for Baby Baby for the deliciously titled b-side So Many Toys, So Little Time




Visit: The Sunblock Website, featuring a full gallery of the gorgeous Sunblock girls (and the occasional pic of the guys themselves) - or pop on to their myspace and say hello.




So far a second album is yet to be forthcoming, but you can buy I'll Be Ready - The Album from various dodgy retailers like Amazon & ebay and a few good ones as well.