When good songs happen to VILE CUNTS

Every so often, there comes a track that you can't help loving despite the fact you hate the artist. And at the moment, there are a few of them around. The situation hasn't been helped by the fabulous Clubland TV putting several of them on high rotation or my watching the usually crap Channel U...


Taio Cruz is "famous" for a song about his bukkake sessions with VILE talentless trollop Luciana but put him with Channel U favourite Tinchy Stryder and you have a fabulous little ditty that showcases everything that is right about current musical trends. I love the whole "Star In The Hood" advertising thing as well - even though Busta did it first with "The Big Bang"...


Missy Elliot clearly has the Midas touch (except when it comes to her own stuff) - having taken those talentless SLUTS into a must-have. Nicole FLOPzingers vile vocals have been thankfully obliterated by clever use of a vocorder and autotuner, and one of the background bints gets to sing! Though it has to be said that whenthe hottest thing in a video by a girl group that promotes itself as a sexy all-singing, all dancing troupe is Missy then you know its time for them to fuck off back to the gutter where they belong.


Even though this is at least 2 years old, this is just getting played in the UK. Egotistical CUNT Gigi D'Agostino managed to take a classic, make it even more fabulous and give it an amazing video. Also worth checking out is the video for Bla Bla Bla - jsut make sure you have your speakers turned off first.

and another couple of oldies from Rihanna who is rather crap, but has managed to do foure good tracks - Umbrella, We Ride, Don't Stop The Music and Disturbia. Shame about her abysmal live performances and countless reissues and rereleases of the same fucking album... I wonder if plans to reissue GGGB again are what made Chris Brown snap? Enjoy this live performance of DSTM if you can.



and last but not least, no post about VILE talentless CUNTS would be complete without mentioning Hoez Afoul. Biology is their only decent track and one of the last ever decent productions from the increasingly shite and up their own arses Xenomania. Watch for racist Cheryl not even being able to mime properly...

VILE CUNTS in Music

While most pop stars are generally nice enough, every so often there comes along one who is under the illusion that they are better than everyone else and that mere morals and laws don't apply to them because they are a "star" (the same thing is true of actors). So here is a brief list of some of the worst, some childishly renamed.



DULLta Good-Rim & Bryan McFatten

This pair of CUNTS deserve each other. She is a back door party hosting marriage wrecking skank ho, a liar, a scarlet woman and an insipid whiny bitch who has achieved popularity through sympathy. Yes she was ill, but she has used it to milk publicity for all three of her solo albums and as an excuse for her homewrecking harlotry. Infact, I can't think of a single thing she has released since her second single that hasn't had some sort of "poor DULLta" sob story to go with it - no wonder she is an international FLOP as noone outside of Australia is stupid enough to fall for that kind of manipulative crap unless its on the X Factor. The SLUT! He is a pie-eating hasbeen a-DULLta-rer who got his ex-wife hooked on cocaine, cheated on her several times (including the night before the wedding), abandoned her and her two children for the a-DULLta-ress SLUT and then ripped poor Kerry's heart out by revealing that he never loved her and only married her for the money! I bet his kids will be so proud of daddy when they grow up...

Kayne West



The most arrogant, egotistical and vain fuckwit ever to be given a record deal. His few hits are based on samples of classics that he shits over with his crapping, yet he has the nerve to throw tantrums whenever someoen far more talented and deserving wins an award (that he would never have been nominated for in the first place! To top it all off, he mimes. CUNT.

Amy Wino

Classy - Wino begging for booze

A classic example of hypocracy from the press and public. Wino is a VILE filthy dirty junkie alcoholic skank, yet she is portrayed as "poor, brave, tragic" etc... and it wasn't that long ago when she was a fat FLOP that she was slagging off those who cashed in on their problems which is what she does now. Her treatment of her fans is as disgusting as her hair and dress sense - spitting on them, telling them to fuck off, going on stage pissed and junked up so she can barely manage to perform a single song and not even bothering her arse showing up. The sooner she fucks off, the better.

Mark Ronson



Responsible for relaunching Wino (who he was fucking) and her skankiness on the world and his skanky sister and her lipstick lesbian relationship with Holywood mattress Lindsay Lohan. And he looks like he smells.